Me me me

So…you may be asking yourself “What is going on with Carrie? Did she finally clean out her closet? Is Macy still eating hamburgers for lunch? Is Holly ever going to go into labor?” Well, my sweet little lambs, you can relax. I’m here to demystify you. The answers, respectively, are: a whole whole lot, yes she did, no she isn’t, and gosh I sure hope so.

I finally cleaned out my closet. I think I understand this organizing obsession of mine now. It’s control. I can make it happen and it brings instant gratification. I literally sit around and daydream about what I’m going to organize next. (This would be a good time to give a lot of credit to Sarah G. She has the best apartment ever. Everytime I go to her place I come back with new ideas about where to put stuff.) So anyway, its virtually the only thing I can do that no one can mess with. I feel like I’ve made something monumental happen. Its like Zen. If only I could dedicate this kind of determination to anorexia…..

Macy finally got some dog food. For the record, I only fed her 1 hamburger. After that I made her meals of corn, carrots, chicken with broth, and rice until I had time to go to PetSmart. Cooking dog meals is less time consuming than going to Pet Smart you might ask? Well, no probably not, but it’s an issue of motivation. I hate PetSmart and I didn’t want to go. But I did, and then rewarded myself with a trip to Borders afterward. It’s the little things, kids, the little things.

Holly is still waiting on Lucy to get motivated. She must feel the same way about being out of the uterus as I do about PetSmart. She really doesn’t want to go. So anyway, yesterday Holls ate lots of Chinese food, pineapple, a glass of wine, did some acupressure, and tried to have a good cry. She also drank castor oil. All of this stuff is supposed to induce labor. I personally think its just stuff to keep you occupied while you’re waiting to go into labor. Anyway, it hasn’t worked yet. I’ll keep you posted.

In other news, I had a great time celebrating Sarah G’s birthday last night and kicked ass at Pop Culture Trivial Pursuit. Everyone wants me on their team next time. Awesome.
I’m looking forward to a fabulous weekend with all of my best girls, and I promise starting next week I will blog about something other than myself.

XOXO